10 Things About Watermelons

1. Watermelons will always be 91% full of water

2. The only reason why a watermelon has to be hard on the outside is so it can protect the squishy good stuff inside

3. No matter how sweet your slice is, there will always be seeds to spit out

4. When playing rugby, always treat the ball as you would a watermelon

5. Watermelons make a big mess when dropped from a high place

6. God will never throw you a watermelon that you cannot catch

7. For an extra zing, place in a blender with bananas

8. Did you know that there are square watermelons in Japan?

9. Never mistake a man with a watermelon for a pregnant woman

10. And never judge a watermelon by its stripes

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